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Cat Be Gone

2006-09-16T12:43:00.000-06:00

Cat: Sigh. It's been a long month. I haven't seen anyone or done much. Bear has sequestered himself in his apartment to write his memoirs. I'm welcome visit but I need a new pad.

In comes Cat the Wanderer.

Apparently, Lemonjello and Oranjello were too much. They have wandered off. We all have storage at Bear's and a place to visit but apparently moose head offering were too much so he kicked us all out.

For now, this blog will live as a little time that we had together....

But Bear gave me the phone and backpack....so I'm off! I'll be posting here: http://fnproductions.net.

Coffee Shop News

2006-08-16T11:25:00.000-06:00

Cat: These are random things from the coffee shop. We met Aunti Gone.

Bear: Antigone.

Cat: She's Gage's girlfriend.

Bear: I don't think that's exactly true.

Cat: Why not?

Bear: Well...

Cat: Lalala...

Bear: ::sigh::

Cat: Well, we spent time with Gage and Anti. It was cool.

Bear: Cat, you are a nuisance.
Cat: Am not.

Bear: What about, Lemonjello and Oranjello? Hrm?

Cat: What abou them? They are perfectly rational bears.

Bear: I only have a studio apartment. Some one has to go.

Cat: Lalala...then there was Bubba. Bububububububuububuububu.

Bear: And that turned out preditably.

Cat: Life lesson, don't name your children Bubba if you don't want a cat jumping on their head.

Bear: We have a had a talk.

Cat: Utoh.

Another Writers Group

2006-08-03T11:31:00.000-06:00

Bear: Grumble.

Cat: They made hold up the sign.

Bear: Grumble.

We're Back!

2006-07-31T10:41:00.000-06:00

Cat: We're back! It was fun, fun, fun....and paint there was paint.

Bear: Dear god, I am tired.

Cat: Yes well.

Bear: Ow. Where's my bed?

Cat: Bear had a little run in with some of that Skittles vodka. Personally I thought it was a bad idea. But we played games, painted and rode in a limo.

Bear: There's bears in my bed. Cat...

Cat: Here's us in the limo.

Bear: Where's my toothbrush...wait what is in the socket over there?

Cat: Here's the limo. Snazzy!

Bear: Why is there pizza in the sink?

Cat: We played Iron Kingdoms, and Millienums End. I drove a Hummer into a house!

Bear: Where are the house cats? Why is the closet closed and what's the meowing...?

Cat: That's my green hummer. This is us at the Iron Kingdom's table.

Bear: Where did these beer cans come from? I don't drink this crap. Why are there feathers every where? Dear god, my comforter!

Cat: I painted some nice minis. That kept me busy for most of Pheonixcon. Bear gave me some pointers. He doesn't like to share it but he really has a nifty artistic side.

Bear: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh!

Cat: Oops, gotta go.

Company Picnic

2006-07-26T22:19:00.000-06:00

Bear: We've had an invasion. it started at Michelle's company picnic. We were sunning ourselves.

Cat: We were in the shade. All day. Lots of shade.

Bear: Then what were you doing?

Cat: Scratching my back.

Bear: Well then we were approached by two bears. They went straight up to Cat and demanded that she let me go.

Cat: Crazy bears.

Bear: I came over to let them know that they were mistaken. But they insisted.

Cat: Then the Orange one got friendly. So I got more friendly. The Green one and Bear pulled us appart.

Bear: We it turns out that they thought I was being used as a cat toy. Though there are somedays in which I don't think they're wrong, I set them straight.

Cat: I talked with them all day.

Bear: Which was nice of you.

Cat: So I invited them to come live with us.

Bear: You what?

Cat: Yeah, it'll be great.

Bear: We're going to Arizona. We don't have the room.

Cat: I gave them the key and instuctions on feeding the house cats. Dude for litter box duty, they can stay as long as you want.

Bear: But you can't, they're not.

Cat: He's stuttering. We'll see you all when we get back to Arizona.

Bear: From.

Cat: Oh, I gave them your bed.

Bear: Dear lord.

Cat: That's so cool. I wish I could change color like that. See you when we get back from Arizona!

The Future Holds

2006-07-26T22:00:00.000-06:00

Bear: Cat has taken up a new hobby.

Cat: Tarot for Cats!

Bear: I allowed her to tell my fortune.

Cat: I need to get a smaller deck for traveling.

Bear: It wasn't pleasant.

Cat: Bear, can I get...what wasn't pheasant?

Bear: The reading.

Cat: Why? I got on my swami hat and laid all those cards for you and had each one translated by the cat of nine lives.

Bear: I know Cat but...

Cat: But what? You're a foolish, worldly bear.

Bear: We went over this. I don't think you're doing this right.

Cat: You're not the boss of me.

Bear: You wouldn't let me read the book.

Cat: The sacred text for the tarot of cats is not for the faint of non-cat heart.

Bear: Cat that's silly.

Cat: And?

Bear: Cat, all you did was to wave your paws around then proclaim I was a foolish, worldly bear with no explanation.

Cat: But Bear, the great Cat of Nine Lives doesn't talk to bears.

Bear: No more caffeine for you.

Ren Fair Costumes FOUND

2006-07-26T21:48:00.000-06:00

::Happy DANCE::

Cat: We found our costumes! The fell out of the bag and then rolled. And we found them and then we put them on...

Bear: What Cat is trying to say is that we found them behind a door and decided to pose for pictures.

Cat: I'm so pretty.

Bear: Your belly is sticking out.

Cat: ::pout:: I wanted to wear the girly chain mail but you wouldn't let me.

Bear: It's not girly, it's a nobleman's chain...

Cat: Noblewhoiswhatis?

Bear: Nobleman.

Cat: Neebermoosit?

Bear: Nobleman.

Cat: NIPoosipman?

Bear: NOBLEMAN'S!

Cat: oooo Sparkles.

Dental Safari

2006-07-26T21:36:00.000-06:00

Bear: it was time to get Aia's teeth cleaned so we went with for comfort. Apparently, "animals" are not allowed in medical institutions.

Cat: I think the lady with the screams says it all.

Bear: We visited the Koi Garden outside.

Cat: They lied.

Bear: What?

Cat: It so sucked. They lied. I saw no Koi. I even brought butter.

Bear: You can't eat Koi. Besides it was just a nice garden.

Cat: If I find the person who named it, I'm going to demand Koi.

Bear: Cat, we can get fish any time.

Cat: But I wanted Koi now. Or then. Or sometime. Or....

Bear: It's been a long two weeks. We've got a lot of catching up todo.

Rain at the Ren Fair

2006-07-15T11:34:00.000-06:00

Bear: We lost our ren fair costumes which was probably a good thing.

Cat: I loved my princess costume...all I have left is my wand and necklace. Sniff.

Bear: Yes but your belly stuck out .

Cat: You're just happy cause you had gems in your chain mail.

Bear: It was royal chain mail.

Cat: It was gay chainmail.

Bear: Anyway we still, went to the Ren Fair...it was raining. Here we are hiding from the rain in the purse.

Cat: Bad Rain.

Bear: One good thing is that Cat got wet again.

Cat: Sniff. Yes, but I didn't take a mud bath.

Bear: I did wash myself. Later.

Cat: Not before I got a hold of the camera phone.

Bear: Ew. Well after that we got some hot chocolate at IHOP.

Cat: It was numy. I rolled in it.

Bear: Which is why I got my own.

Cat Bath II

2006-07-15T11:31:00.000-06:00

Bear: Brewster provided Cat bath two last week. He was a special guest at work.

Cat: Grumble.

Bear: I love dogs. Now I just need to train the house dog, Wynnie, to bathe you.

Cat: Grumble.

Aia Hugs

2006-07-15T11:15:00.000-06:00

Cat: Aia has asked that we post pictures of Aia Hugs (TM).

Bear: She is snuggly.

July 4th and Surrounding Days

2006-07-15T10:41:00.000-06:00

Cat: We are so behind.

Bear: We are out living life...besides it takes forever to text the posts into this phone.

Cat: Oh that's right we've got a nook now, and the phone and my back pack.

Bear: ::Grumble::

Cat: Hey you wanted the "manly" phone and comprimise and all that crap. So we got the cool pink back pack.

Bear: Yes, but I have to carry it.

Cat: Not my issue. Would you make a girl carry her books?

Bear: No.

Cat: Well then, there you go. We also saw the Lake House and Superman.

Bear: They were very well put together movies but the premise for Lake House was very flimsy.

Cat: pashaw. it was soo good, Keanu was dreamy.

Bear: Bah.

Cat: You can't just apprieciate beauty can you?

Bear: Bah.

Cat: We had such good seats, I could see his nose hairs.

Bear: Cat, you can't seriously apprieciate human nose hairs.

Cat: Why not? That was the better show since we didn't get fireworks.

Bear: Yes, there was tornado weather which was remarkable.

Cat: But I wanted fire.

Bear: Lightning just has to do.

Cat: Fire's better than the wet.

Bear: Oh yes! The baths. Three times in one week!! The heavenly baths for Cat.

Cat: Bear, I don't like wet.

Bear: Will I agree that wet cat smells funny, it's better than the dirty smell you had before.

Cat: Sniff...fire.

Billy Brown Bear

2006-07-15T10:10:00.000-06:00

Cat: I know Bear likes him but Billy is a little too weird for me.

Bear: You just can't appriciate the bear mindset, Cat.

Cat: I dunno...Pink glasses and hawaiian shirts. And that Marmie, I wonder if she tastes good?

Bear: I'm not fond of Marmasettes for dinner. Besides you're just mad cause she has the same backback as you.

Cat: Sniff.

Logo

2006-07-08T10:30:00.000-06:00

IDW: Part Two: The rest of Coffee

2006-07-06T19:40:00.000-06:00

Bear: Did I tell you that Cat started wailing?

Cat: Bear...

Bear: After her "Alone Time", Cat came over and started wailing while Gage was letting Billy and I have a go at his computer. I headed back towards my side of the table.

Cat: Hehe.

Bear: I tried to close my gentle ears to the noise Cat was making, but that made things worse.

Cat: Hehe.

Bear: I heard a nose from above. And the result was predictable from there.

Cat: Bears make for soft landings!

Bear: Good thing bears can climb.

Bear: I was saft from Cat for the rest of the time. Billy and Gage came to check out my roost.

Cat: Chicken!

Bear: Cat....

Cat: bock, bock bock bock....

Independance Weekend Part 1

2006-07-05T16:20:00.000-06:00

Cat: We had quite the weekend.

Bear: Yes, you were washed.

Cat: That wasn't all that happened. In fact that was the downside to the whole weekend.

Bear: I could have sworn that to be the high point. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. First, there was coffee!

Cat: Yes, Gage was there and he showed us his computer.
Bear: It was good to have other, civilized, company as well. I just couldn't convince Cat to get out of the way. It's not as if she understood the intricacies of the lap top.

Cat: Hey, you were hogging all the space. Billy wouldn't scoot over.

Bear: It's not as if you needed to be there. You were being a nuisance.

Cat: All you were doing was all that pounding on the buttons. I pounce much better than you do.

Bear: You deserved what you got Cat.

Cat: Sniff.

Bear: So Cat pouted just a bit by herself.

New Digs

2006-06-29T15:04:00.000-06:00

Cat: Michelle got us a new carry all. Less chance of crushing.

Bear: Why couldn't she spend more than $7.00 and allow us each to have our own pocket?

Cat: I think the recliner is broken.

Bear: Cat, scoot over.

Cat: No. My ass is large and I need the room.

Bear: Help me.

Stinky Cat

2006-06-29T14:17:00.000-06:00

Bear: I need suggestions on the best way to clean a stinky Cat. The following methods do not work so please refrain from suggesting them.

1. Pushing Cat into sink.
2. Shooting Cat with a super soaker
3. Gluing the Cat to the floor then dumping water on her.

All of these methods have failed. I am nearing a desperation I cannot name. Save me from the stink of Cat, I implore you.

Bab 5 Night

2006-06-28T09:01:00.000-06:00

Cat: We watch Babylon 5 once a week. It takes some getting used to. Last night was real brain turner.
Bear: Why do they keep asking who are you? Don't they know?
Cat: I think it's philolical.
Bear: You mean philisophical.
Cat: That's what I said. Meh, is he dead?
Bear: What I don't understand is why they never answer the questions? Where is Mr. Girabaldi? Who is the Captain, why must life go on?
Cat: I think we have to come up with our own answers.
Bear: Why is there a gooey white thing wrapped around his body?
Cat: Ewww. Wait, I know the answer!
Bear and Cat: There's a hole in your mind!
Bear: Then how come his head still makes a good wall?
Cat: Why can't you just enjoy the show?
Bear: I do enjoy the show. I've invested much time in it. Why don't they just kill the doctor? He's not a very good one.
Cat: I like him. He's got issues.
Bear: So you're criteria for liking someone is whether or not they have issues?
Cat: Yes. Isn't your's? Otherwise I don't think I can justify you hanging out with me.
Bear: Do I have to like your issues?
Cat: Well, I suppose not.

Day in the Life Part II

2006-06-27T11:37:00.000-06:00

Cat: Ya know that's a little annoying that blogger has a post size limit.

Bear: What do you expect, Cat, since you were too cheap to foot the bill for a real host provider.

Cat: Cheap! Mister anti-religious icon, where's your contribution.

Bear: Former Religious Icon of GGR, thank you. I provide the sane voice of the Bear and Cat duo.

[Sounds of scrapping ensue. ]

Cat: Anyway the PB needed huggles, which we provided with a little help from Schweetheart. And off we flew…

Bear: Sat shotgun in a car, I believe.

Cat: Over to J.'s for Dnd action. Okay, I admit that we just sit in the bag but some days I wish that our intrepid yet foofy heroes would face a giant cat so I could get in the action.

Bear: As a former divine religious icon, I would rather our intrepid yet foofy heroes worshiped me.

Cat: What good would that do you?

Bear: Free food, of course.

Cat: Oh.

A Day in the Life

2006-06-27T10:04:00.000-06:00

Cat: Like I was saying, life is pretty slow for us, but we do plenty in a day. We travel in Michelle's purse all the time. It's cozy.

Bear: Try cramped, Cat.

Cat: Cozy. We start the day at the gym, were we work out to keep ourselves fit.

Bear: You mean watch.

Cat: No. I lifted twenty-pound weights today.

Bear: Obviously, "lift" is a relative term.

Cat: Then I found out that we were supposed to take a shower after working out.

Bear: You stink for other reasons but I concur.

Cat: Well, no more workouts for me. Next, we head to work. Which means nap time, cause animals shouldn't be at work. Then we go to pickup the PB. Here we are signing her class book.

Bear: Cat, Michelle signs the book. We were just being a nuisance and sitting on it.

Cat: Hey, I had chocolate on my paw. I left my mark.

Bear: Another reason why you need a bath.

Continued in Part II

Hello!

2006-06-26T15:01:00.000-06:00

Hi,

We're Bear & Cat. We've jumped on the plushy blog bandwagon and started our own. Hopefully, we'll travel and write about what we've done. We are strictly travel pets, as our home already has four cats and dog, which would eat us if we gave any sign of showing authority. That's okay, we prefer to get out more.

Bear: My name has been lost in the annals of infamy. After many years as a Gecko Protector in the Great Gecko Religion (GGR), I was forced into retirement and seclusion as the great Beanie Baby Craze (BBC) swept the world. I could not go out, the GGR was in flames, and I was sequestered on a top shelf for my own safety when even visitors to Michelle could not be trusted. Now, I have been dusted off, to begin my debut as travel pet extraordinaire.

Cat: Well, I was adopted recently at the Denver Zoo. Aia (PB) tends to take Michelle's pets and keep them for herself. So, Michelle brought me an this spotted cat home. I don't see Spotted any more, but I've gone to Michelle's writer's group a few times. Last time there was all this camera excitement with Gage the rabbit and some bear & marmot scandal. This all made Michelle remember bear and introduce me. I told him all about the internet and the cameras. But he was all been there, done that. So, I told him we'd be in charge. Well, the rest is history.